Here is a proposed claim for compensation from the Trump $1.776 billion Scam Fund. The legal citations are real. The rest of it, sadly, will not be real. Dear Acting Attorney General Blanche: Please accept this notice of my claim for compensation under the Trump vs. IRS Settlement Agreement. If you can try to suck … Continue reading My Slush Fund Claim
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WaWa and the Seashells
Like most mornings, this morning I went to the WaWa convenience store to get coffee for my wife and me. While I was putting the Splenda in my cups, two kids walked up to me and asked, “Do you mind if we interview you for a school project?” The kids looked harmless, but I first … Continue reading WaWa and the Seashells
An Alternative “King’s Speech”
This week, the King of England spoke to a Joint Session of Congress. His speech addressed the long-standing “special relationship” between the U.K. and the U.S. I suppose that this is what was rightly expected. I wish, though, that he had instead said something like this: Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice-President and all you other traitors … Continue reading An Alternative “King’s Speech”
A Couple of Ideas (of possible validity)
For this entry it took more concentration than I could muster to write complete blogs about either one of the following two topics, so I just put a short version of the two together. The Wrong Heritage I watched the PGA golf tournament last Sunday. It was the final round of the Heritage Classic. It … Continue reading A Couple of Ideas (of possible validity)
Jesus H. Trump
The debate today is between those who think that Orange Julius’s use of the image of Christ is blasphemous and those who think it is simply Trump being Trump. I side with the latter group. But, not for their reasons. I agree that in posing as Jesus, Trump is being Trump but not because it … Continue reading Jesus H. Trump
Talk Therapy
How much do we have to take? My God, the avalanche of corruption, mendacity, boorishness, and inhumanity spewing from Orange Julius keeps cascading over us. More and more. I’ve been upset with everything about our Orange Leader for decades, but my ire was lit to a level I had never felt before while I watched … Continue reading Talk Therapy
Some Unheard Truth Socials
I have come across a couple of Truth Social posts that our President intended to send out but, for one reason or another, never made it into the Truthosphere. I thought they might interest you. Here’s the first one. “The world is in better than anyone has ever seen it before. All my friends are … Continue reading Some Unheard Truth Socials
Tariff Tantrum
While he was addressing a group of Governors, a member of his staff slipped Orange Julius (“O.J.”) a note telling him that the Supreme Court had invalidated his precious tariffs. Oh, he was pissed. How dare those treasonous bastards rob him of his favorite toy. He immediately convened a meeting back in the Oval Office … Continue reading Tariff Tantrum
His Best of the Year
Every little clique of society ends the year with some kind of a list. The movie critics award the best movies of the year. The sporting press awards the best athletes of the year. The automobile industry awards the best car of the year. Although I have never seen it, I would bet that somewhere … Continue reading His Best of the Year
An Immodest Proposal (Again)
This is the season when people begin to anxiously await word from on high. When I say, “on high,” I do not mean it in the religious sense of the season. I talk, instead, about the force that exerts a more immediate impact on our lives, the college admissions office. Those high school seniors who … Continue reading An Immodest Proposal (Again)
We were right 