Hello, my name is Billy Bob Bob. You may not know me although you have probably seen me. I am an actor. I have appeared in hundreds of westerns, always as one of the townsfolk who gather in the street and mumble. I am in this commercial because I am the most famous celebrity that … Continue reading DUMB
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No Kings
This is being written the night before the “No Kings” demonstration. As if on cue, our President today showed us why our demonstration tomorrow is so appropriate. Today, our President commuted the sentence of George Santos. Our president showed mercy on a despicable person who the President agrees committed fraud over and over again. But … Continue reading No Kings
The “I” Word
MAGA has made it toxic to merely mention the “I” word – “Impeachment.” They have so often and so viciously condemned the prior Impeachments of Orange Julius (“O.J.”) that suggesting we go through it again will necessarily be greeted with guffaws. Well, fuck them. It is time to again consider Impeachment and as a real … Continue reading The “I” Word
Baseball Tonight
What is wrong with me? For anyone who knows me that is a question that would take days to answer (my wife would say, “years”). Let me re-phrase it. What is wrong with me that at the age of 76, soon 77, I am prepared to go through an anxiety ridden experience this evening because … Continue reading Baseball Tonight
Charlie Kirk – Two Things Can Be True at the Same Time
Two things can be true at the same time. One truth is that the killing of Charlie Kirk is a terribly tragic event. The killing of any person is a terribly tragic event. The second truth, though, which should not be buried with Mr. Kirk, is that he held and effectively promoted socially poisonous points … Continue reading Charlie Kirk – Two Things Can Be True at the Same Time
Our Political Rhetoric
TRANSCRIPT OF BROADCAST FROM THE OVAL OFFICE My Fellow Americans You know that I have recently re-named the Department of Defense as the Department of War. I always thought that was a great idea. I remember when I once suggested it to my good buddy Jeffrey Ep . . . . Whoops. Went off prompter … Continue reading Our Political Rhetoric
Everything is DocuDrama
You probably think you know that the Scottish patriot called, “Braveheart” was named William Wallace? You also think you know that Pocahontas had a love affair with John Smith. Well, you’re wrong. You don’t know any such things. The real Braveheart was a guy named Eric the Bruce (or Bruce the Eric, I’m not sure … Continue reading Everything is DocuDrama
A Few Conclusions for a Few Questions
Which Way to Patriotism? Do you root for Orange Julius (“OJ”) to succeed? In other words, when he does something that he says is going to help the country, do you hope it actually does help or hope that it doesn’t? I’m sure you’ve gone through the thought process: success would be good for OJ … Continue reading A Few Conclusions for a Few Questions
Donald and Bibi – A Conversation
In my increasingly paranoid view of the world, I imagined the following phone conversation between our exalted leader and the guy in Israel with the same job. Trump: Bibi, baby, is that you? Bibi: Who else bubby? It’s your favorite Jew. Trump: Oh, this makes my day even better. I’ve been having so much fun … Continue reading Donald and Bibi – A Conversation
A Pam Bondi Memo
MEMORANDUM FROM: Pamela Bondi, Attorney General of the United States TO: Donald J. Trump, President of the United States SUBJECT: Pardon of Ghislaine Maxwell DATE: August 2, 2025 You have asked me to give you an analysis of whether you can legally pardon Ghislaine Maxwell. You know Ghislaine very well, I don’t have to explain … Continue reading A Pam Bondi Memo
We were right 