We now know the terms of the “Deal” that the self-proclaimed master of the “Art of the Deal” has negotiated with Iran. Nothing really gained by the Great Negotiator and a lot of concessions made. It has to make you wonder what kind of “Deals” he would have made in order to end some of our prior wars.
September 3, 1783. Today, President of the Continental Congress, Donald Trump, announced the terms of the Treaty of Paris that he has negotiated to end the Revolution: (1) The Colonies will stop complaining about being part of England and thank their lucky stars that they are subject to a genius like King George; (2) British troops will no longer be able to be housed in any Colonist’s home. Instead, they will all be sent to live in the new Trump Williamsburg Hotel which shall include the world’s largest ballroom, the construction of which shall be paid for by the Colonies; and (3) The Colonies shall send $300 billion pounds to England to compensate it for all of the tea the Colonies spilled into Boston Harbor;
April 9, 1865. Today, President Trump announced the terms of the Agreement in Appomattox that he has negotiated with the Confederacy to bring an end to the Civil War. (1) Slavery shall not only be allowed, but it shall also be encouraged; (2) In order to accomplish regime change in the Confederacy, Jefferson Davis shall be removed and replaced by the Grand Kleagle of the Ku Klux Klan; and (3) All Confederate Dollars shall be exchanged for $Trump Meme Coins.
August 1, 1945. Today, President Trump announced the terms of the Potsdam Conference that he has negotiated to end the war with Germany. (1) The Brandenberg Gate in Berlin shall be renamed the “Trump Brandenburg Gate”; (2) Adolph Hitler shall be removed as Chancellor of Germany and become the new Secretary of War for the United States; and (3) There will be an exchange between the two countries – Germany shall send all of its American Prisoners of War back to the U.S. and the U.S. shall send all of its Jews to Germany.
We were right 