“And all the people took off their gold rings that were in their ears and brought them to Aaron. This he took from them and cast in a mold, and made it into a molten calf. And they exclaimed, “This is your god, O Israel, who brought you from the land of Egypt!” When Aaron … Continue reading Golden Trump →

The clouds separate and the new applicant appears before the Pearly Gates. Gatekeeper: (shuffling papers):Are you Limbaugh? Rush: Of course, I am. Everyone knows me.  Gatekeeper: Not here. (Shuffling more papers). Rush: You’re kidding me, right? Look over your head. Your Gates have my call-letters on them – EIB – Excellence In Broadcasting.  Gatekeeper: Oh, no. I … Continue reading Rush To Judgment →

A “travesty” is defined as a “perversion,” or “distortion,” or even, “farce.” The phrase, “travesty of justice” is often over-used.  When anybody doesn’t get what they want, they are heard to say that their loss was a “travesty of justice.” When the diner has run out of the raisin toast you wanted on your sandwich, that’s … Continue reading Signifying Nothing →

Imagine that you are a Republican Senator. I know it’s hard, but try. Here’s a tip - turn your brain off for a few minutes, not so it’s numb, just so it’s dumb. All through school, you ran for every office you could. You are still upset that they scheduled your kindergarten class Presidential acceptance … Continue reading How A Republican Senator “Thinks” →

Imagine that you are going to lay down some big money on the Super Bowl. What should you consider? Well, you can go with Kansas City.  After all, they are the defending champs and they have Patrick Mahomes, maybe the most spectacular playmaker in football.  Then again, what about Tampa Bay?  Hell, they have the GOAT – Tom … Continue reading Stocks and Games →

Among the many changes in my life occasioned by Donaldissimo, was a drastic revision in my radio listening habits. During my life B.D. (Before Donald), every time I got into the car, my satellite radio went straight to Howard Stern. I loved it. I started my attachment to him and Robin and Fred and BaBaBooey … Continue reading Welcome Back, Howard →

(SCENE): THE LINCOLN BEDROOM DURING THE EVENING OF JANUARY 18, 2021. SOON-TO-BE EX-PRESIDENT TRUMP IS LYING IN BED. HE IS UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING HE USED TO BE ABLE TO DO THERE. HE CAN’T SLEEP BECAUSE HE IS SO ANGRY. HE CAN’T TWEET BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN TOSSED OFF TWITTER. AND HE CAN’T HAVE A … Continue reading A Presidential Carol →

We hold this truth to be self-evident, that Donald Trump is loathsome.  In the past few days, though, we have seen some of those around him display contemptible traits that don’t quite equate with those of the President-In-Special-Shit (“PISS”), but that do put them in PISS’s category. I speak of PISS’s Cabinet members and others of … Continue reading Worse Than Rats →

Sometimes the cavalry comes riding in from the oddest places. Is it possible that this time they were wearing MAGA hats and carrying Trump flags? Of course, the despicable display we all saw this week is inexcusable by any measure. My point, though, is that these morons finally did what we have been waiting to … Continue reading Thanks for the Travesties →

If the United States was a person, it could never get a car loan. The national debt grows so fast that a precise amount is impossible to capture at any one moment. As of this writing, according to the National Debt clock, it totals approximately $27,565,468,000,000.  I include only the last six digits as zeros because … Continue reading Another Indecent Proposal →