There are those of us who have spent our early years sitting glued to baseball on a black and white television. We also stored our mitts by rubbing them with linseed oil, putting a baseball inside them and wrapping  them with a rubber band. And now we can remember more players from the 1964 St. Louis … Continue reading Hope →

Dr. Anthony Fauci is everywhere. You can’t turn on a news show without his presence gracing the screen and being asked to predict the future. I would not be surprised to soon see him gliding across the stage during the Merengue competition on “Dancing With the Stars.” Why is this? Well, of course, the easy … Continue reading The Fauci Phenomenon →

First of all, I guess I should apologize for the title of this piece.  With all woke propriety, it should be “C’mon Person.”  Then, again, C’mon Man! I’m as liberal as the next guy even if the next guy is Bernie Sanders. However, I’ll now probably be criticized by other liberals for that last sentence. They’ll complain that … Continue reading C’Mon Man! →

“And all the people took off their gold rings that were in their ears and brought them to Aaron. This he took from them and cast in a mold, and made it into a molten calf. And they exclaimed, “This is your god, O Israel, who brought you from the land of Egypt!” When Aaron … Continue reading Golden Trump →

The clouds separate and the new applicant appears before the Pearly Gates. Gatekeeper: (shuffling papers):Are you Limbaugh? Rush: Of course, I am. Everyone knows me.  Gatekeeper: Not here. (Shuffling more papers). Rush: You’re kidding me, right? Look over your head. Your Gates have my call-letters on them – EIB – Excellence In Broadcasting.  Gatekeeper: Oh, no. I … Continue reading Rush To Judgment →

A “travesty” is defined as a “perversion,” or “distortion,” or even, “farce.” The phrase, “travesty of justice” is often over-used.  When anybody doesn’t get what they want, they are heard to say that their loss was a “travesty of justice.” When the diner has run out of the raisin toast you wanted on your sandwich, that’s … Continue reading Signifying Nothing →

Imagine that you are a Republican Senator. I know it’s hard, but try. Here’s a tip - turn your brain off for a few minutes, not so it’s numb, just so it’s dumb. All through school, you ran for every office you could. You are still upset that they scheduled your kindergarten class Presidential acceptance … Continue reading How A Republican Senator “Thinks” →

Imagine that you are going to lay down some big money on the Super Bowl. What should you consider? Well, you can go with Kansas City.  After all, they are the defending champs and they have Patrick Mahomes, maybe the most spectacular playmaker in football.  Then again, what about Tampa Bay?  Hell, they have the GOAT – Tom … Continue reading Stocks and Games →

Among the many changes in my life occasioned by Donaldissimo, was a drastic revision in my radio listening habits. During my life B.D. (Before Donald), every time I got into the car, my satellite radio went straight to Howard Stern. I loved it. I started my attachment to him and Robin and Fred and BaBaBooey … Continue reading Welcome Back, Howard →

(SCENE): THE LINCOLN BEDROOM DURING THE EVENING OF JANUARY 18, 2021. SOON-TO-BE EX-PRESIDENT TRUMP IS LYING IN BED. HE IS UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING HE USED TO BE ABLE TO DO THERE. HE CAN’T SLEEP BECAUSE HE IS SO ANGRY. HE CAN’T TWEET BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN TOSSED OFF TWITTER. AND HE CAN’T HAVE A … Continue reading A Presidential Carol →