I have come across a couple of Truth Social posts that our President intended to send out but, for one reason or another, never made it into the Truthosphere. I thought they might interest you.
Here’s the first one.
“The world is in better than anyone has ever seen it before. All my friends are calling me and telling me that. And everyone knows why – BECAUSE OF ME, THE GREATEST HEAD OF STATE WHO HAS EVER LIVED. Some say George Washington was pretty good, but what did he do? Settle a Revolution? I’ve already settled seventy-five wars and I’m still going. Some say Julius Caesar was pretty good, but what did he ever do? I hated his salad the one time I tried it. How good could it be? McDonalds doesn’t even serve it. And if you think I’ve made the world so much better now, just you wait to see what I’m still going to do once I take over everything. Here’s just a sample of what I will require on pain of death: 1) All ties must be at least knee length; 2) No men may participate with women in athletic activity unless the men are rich and powerful and the women are underage; and 3) Every homeowner must tear down one-third of their living space and replace it with a ballroom. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
Susan Wiles caught that one before it went out and stopped it. The world’s most powerful person didn’t notice. Then there was this one:
“Can you believe how much money my son-in-law, Jared, is raking in? You think he’s doing that because he’s so smart? Fuck no. I’m letting him do it. I’m telling him what to do every step of the way – which deals he should make and which leaders of other countries he should pay off to get them done. He couldn’t do that by himself. He doesn’t have the cash for the payoffs. He just has real estate money. I have U.S. government money, more money than anyone has ever seen before. And I can do whatever I want with it. People think I’m doing that because I share in all his riches. Well, that’s partly true. Like my father, the Nazi Klan member used to tell me, “Never help anyone unless you get a piece. Otherwise, YOU ARE A LOSER.” What a great man my father was. Well, I live by my father’s advice. I am getting a piece of Jared’s billions. But not just the cash. I’m getting an even better piece than that. Jared has agreed to share with me the best piece of ass the world has ever seen – my daughter, Ivanka. If Clinton had a daughter like Ivanka instead of that pig Chelsea, he wouldn’t have had to resort to some chubby little intern. Thank your matter for this attention.”
It seems that this one was buried by another member of the Trump family. When I found the print-out of it, there was a note scribbled at the top. It said, “You send this out and I tell all.” It was signed, “Melania.
Here’s the third and last one I found.
“All I am hearing from the traitors that call themselves, “Democrats,” is AFFORDABILITY, AFFORDABILITY” That’s the word they think is going to bring me down. How stupid are they? Why would saying that make any difference in my popularity? “Affordability”? Now I haven’t driven a car since I was . . . well, maybe I never did. But I have driven in Fords. I don’t know what ability Fords lack that would make people vote against me. Fords have the ability to drive pretty fast. Fords drive both forward and backward. What ability do the Democrats want Fords to have? I can’t wait to get on the campaign trail and show how Fords have all the abilities that any cars need. Maybe I’ll issue an Executive Order giving tax deductions to people who buy Fords. That’ll show ‘em. “Affordability”. What bullshit. Your matter for this attention is thank you.”
This one was caught by one of the President’s speech writers, but not before William Clay Ford, the man who controls Ford Motor Company found out about it. He then invested thirty-million dollars in Trump Coins and it is possible that you will be seeing this last Truth Social Post very soon.
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