Everybody has heard about the criminal charges against some basketball players. They are charged with giving out inside information about how other players were (or were not) going to play. Then, of course, they are alleged to have used that information to make money. The Justice Department made a big deal out of this. Televised press conferences. Kash Patel himself even showed up. They all acted like what these ballplayers did makes them more despicable than even Adam Schiff.
This supposed law enforcement coup is nothing but a charade. This Administration cares about “insider information” enforcement, about as much as it cares about Joe Biden’s health.
But, if Kash Patel really thinks that he has cut into the heart of an “insider information” crime wave, maybe we should educate him.
Hey, Kash. You’re banging down the wrong door (I mean legally, not when you just go to the wrong address). Yeah, it’s not a good thing if some basketball games are fixed. Some people could lose money. We certainly don’t want that. But, if you’re looking for some really dangerous “insider information”, here’s a suggestion. Start down the street from your office to Pennsylvania Avenue. Find 1600. Just barge in. Need a warrant? LOL. You’ll find felons in there whose insider crimes make AOC look like a Saint.
See, Kash, I’m sure you’ve heard something about the Saudi investments by the anointed son-in-law that have made billions. You haven’t done anything about it yet, though. You did the basketball first. Maybe you are still gathering evidence. These things can take time. Look how long it took for that bimbo of a US Attorney in Virginia to indict Jim Comey. So, if you want more ammunition, I point you to a recent article in the New York Times about Donald J. Trump, Jr. You know him, the reigning Viscount of Venality. He seems to be making a shitload of money. And he’s not even an in-law. And, while this is just a guess, you might find that he’s been getting some inside information, too.
I know it’s the New York Times and you probably will tell me that it’s just Communist propaganda financed by Iran. But as between believing you guys or the New York Times, I mean, come on, I have a working cerebellum.
So, the name of the investment group owned by the Junior Jerk-Off is, “1789 Capital.” Just for shits and giggles, why do you think he picked “1789”? Here’s a multiple choice: (a) it’s the year the Constitution took effect; (b) it’s the year of the French Revolution; or (c) it’s the number of women he has asked so far whether they are his mother.
Anyway, this is what Junior said about his 1789 Group, “We understand what the Administration wants to do, because we helped craft some of that messaging.” That’s really what he said. No joke. He might just as well have said, “Hey, Kash, the basketball guys are chopped liver. Come over here.”
And Kash, you think the basketball guys made some money? Compared to the guys in that big White House, I’d be surprised if those players made barely enough for a Trump 2028 T-shirt. 1789 is big into two fields – weapons and rare earth. We need not look too far into the past to identify something to investigate. You must have heard about Orange Julius announcing the resumption of nuclear weapons testing and about the Russians renewing the availability of rare earth materials. It certainly may be a coincidence. Correlation is not causation. I get it. But I’m just suggesting that it probably is worth spending at least as much time looking into 1789 as you spend firing everyone who has dared to offend the Great Leader.
Oh, Kash. One more thing. Take a look at the contractors for the East Wing Ballroom.
We were right 