Orange reigns down on us all once again. Whomever created this thing we call existence has released its latest production: “Orange Julius, Volume II, You’ll Be Sorry.” It’s hard to know exactly how to feel. To me, anyway, there are a whole lot of different emotions to deal with. In no particular order: Fear. The … Continue reading Orange Popsuckle
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The Sudden Savior
I am fervently hoping that Kamala Harris will trounce Dangerous Donald. The problem is that it’s hard to imagine. In my world, and it’s a pretty heterogenous world, until this past Sunday, Kamala Harris was a joke. During the Biden Presidency, the common refrain was that Joe better not die because then we’ll be saddled … Continue reading The Sudden Savior
An Election Carol
Nixon was dead: to begin with. Tricky Dick was as dead as a doornail. And yet, as Vice-President Kamala Harris rolled over in her bed in her residence at the United States Naval Observatory, she was sure that Dick was standing right there in front of her. The visage had that same five o’clock growth … Continue reading An Election Carol
We were right 