So, the Orange Julius has been indicted in New York. Despite the prognostications of every media airbag who either knows how to speak or can barely type, no one knows how this indictment or any other future ones will turn out. However, I have my suspicions. I present them here: April, 2023 – Trump appears … Continue reading A Trumpian Nightmare
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A Fantasy Indictment from Alvin Bragg
The following is an Indictment issued by my office against Donald J. Trump. After many months of deliberation, the Grand Jury has decided that a description of the incidents of contemptible conduct engaged in by Mr. Trump throughout his wicked life could not possibly be fit into any specific statute or series of statutes. With … Continue reading A Fantasy Indictment from Alvin Bragg
No Matter What He Does
The Orange Menace is creeping up on us again. Well, not exactly “creeping”, he is attacking. If the word, “creep” is at all appropriate when applied to Stubby Fingers, it should be used as the root of the adjective, “creepy.” Nevertheless, he’s not only back with a vengeance, he’s also seeking it. There apparently is … Continue reading No Matter What He Does
Who Are We?
Do you know who you are? I mean, really. Now that is a pretty big question for a puny little blog like this. I know that. The problem is that I am always inspired to ask that question every time I watch a show that I despise but can’t avoid – “Finding Your Roots.” It … Continue reading Who Are We?
Tom Braaaaady
Tom Braaaaaaady retired this week. I spell his last name that way because that is how a goat would say it, and everyone is saying that Tom Brady is the GOAT – the Greatest Of All Time. I disagree. Tom Brady was (and may still be, given that he’s said he was retired before) a … Continue reading Tom Braaaaady
Idealism
Those of us described as the ‘60’s generation grew up, for the most part, as idealists. At least, that’s when we were growing up. We were peace and love and what could be more idealistic than that. But things have changed. We’ve lived. Life comes at you in ways that can make idealism a very … Continue reading Idealism
The “Debacle”
We all know that recently the Republican majority took 15 votes to elect a Speaker of the House. This has repeatedly been described as a debacle, a fiasco, an embarrassment for our country and worse. Couldn’t they get their act together? I disagree. Why wasn’t the way the Republicans conducted themselves exactly how we would like … Continue reading The “Debacle”
Not Quite A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time there was a fox. His name was Mac. While all foxes take pride in being sly, there is a point in Foxworld when a fox is no longer considered sly and becomes sneaky. Mac was sneaky. Whenever there was a disagreement among the foxes about what to do, Mac would tell … Continue reading Not Quite A Fairy Tale
Oh, How We Wish
January 1 is New Year’s because Julius Caesar, in his inimitable unpretentious way, decided that the first portion of the year would be named after him. Even Orange Julius hasn’t proposed that. Well, not yet. Anyway, like so many others, I follow here the tradition of Big Julie’s date and offer my hopes for the … Continue reading Oh, How We Wish
A Service or a Disservice
Donald Trump is such a despicable form of protoplasm that adjectives fail in any effort to describe him. Ok? Have we got that out of the way? Good. So, nothing in what I am about to say should be interpreted as in defense of that ogre. To the contrary, my concern is whether, in attempting … Continue reading A Service or a Disservice