IT IS HERE The Mueller Report is done Now each side will have their fun The right will say, "exonerated." The left will say, "as we anticipated." To the fine satisfaction of no one

AFFIRMATIVE ACTION FOR THE STUPID It was revealed this week that a whole bunch of rich people were paying off to get their kids into good colleges. What a shock! You mean the wealthy have advantages in this country? Well, tie me up and call me whip me hard (which, by the way, is one … Continue reading →

The past few days have been rough ones for assholes.  Some our most detested people had days so bad that castration would have been preferable. And wasn’t it fun to watch! I am speaking, of course, of the Ogre in the Oval, the Jerk-Off of Jerusalem and, finally, the most powerful of all, the Pig … Continue reading Suffer The Assholes →

Whenever I’m in a discussion (read “argument”) about athlete’s salaries, I am always on the side of the players.  “None of those owners,” I typically say, “are going to pay anything they can’t afford. They don’t buy those teams as a charity. They pay millions to make millions. The owners are pigs.” (and this is … Continue reading Come On, Bryce. Get Off Your Ass →

I hate racial prejudice in all its forms. Maybe, in other blogs, I’ll go into that further. For now, I need to re-tell something I did the other day that drove home to me again that no matter how much I am repelled by that disease, I, too, suffer from it’s deeply seated roots. I … Continue reading My Racism →

Last week there were two seemingly unrelated events that weren't so unrelated. One was the Trumpster's grant to himself of emergency powers to build an unnecessary wall because of a non-existence crisis. The other was the drama of Amazon's broken engagement with it's New York City lover. So, what could these two things possibly have … Continue reading Amazon and the Wall →

Washington, D.C. - June 22, 2019 - President Trump today continued his pursuit of his immigration policy by issuing an Executive Order to revise the inscription on the Statue of Liberty. The President said that the changes will maintain the general tenor of the existing inscription, but with a more "America First" message. Today, work … Continue reading The Lamp Goes Down →

New York Times - Washington, D.C. -  March 14, 2043 – President Barron Trump announced today that he had submitted a bill to Congress that would finally complete the Trump family’s goal of ultimate safety and security for all Americans. Because the new government system implemented under the series of Trump Administrations prevent Congress from voting … Continue reading The Walls Are Coming →

Four score and 7,000 lies ago I claimed that immigrants have brought forth unto this continent a new nation Conceived by liberals and dedicated to the proposition that even brown people are our equals Now we are engaged in a great political war Testing whether our nation or any nation without a wall can long … Continue reading Trump at Gettysburg →

This week, I was reminded for the umpteenth time that I don’t know what I’m talking about. I was listening to a radio talk show while driving to work, the Michael Smerconish Show on Sirius. The conversation was about the confirmation hearings for Trump’s nominee for Attorney General – William Barr. They were discussing how Barr had … Continue reading Wrong Again →