I’m sure you’ve read by now that the scumbags whom Giuliani associated with for his Ukrainian crimes, owned a company called, “Fraud Guarantee.” Yes, that's actually the name - “Fraud Guarantee.” Are we living in a cartoon? The writers of “Family Guy” would think that such a name in such a situation would be going … Continue reading Fraud Guarantee – Really??? →

Maybe Trump is actually a genius.  He says he is, and, not only that, he says he has “great and unmatched wisdom.” After all, has he ever lied?  Well, that might be the wrong question to ask. Anyway, he has come up with a defense strategy. It’s one that I never thought of in my over 40 … Continue reading The Trump Defense →

Lately, I can’t help but think about the term, “red herring.”.  I have often used it,  but I never knew its derivation. The best story I could find said that British fugitives in the 1800’s would rub a cured and salted (thus,“red”) herring across their trail to divert the bloodhouds. I can think of no better way … Continue reading Red Herrings →

Thank you all for tuning your iKnowers to our underground service. As we always warn you, please engage your magma-erase to this signal as soon as it completed. We have e lost too many listeners already. We are fortunate tonight to have with us James Paine. Mr. Paine has spent his life researching why our … Continue reading Interview – 2070 →

I am not alone in thinking that the longer the string of Democratic candidates quarrel with each other, the harder it will be for the Party’s ultimate choice to win.  And, God knows, we HAVE TO WIN. So, I have this idea for how to stop the sniping and unite the Party into one winnable candidate. … Continue reading An Immodest Proposal →

Much has been made recently about President Trump describing himself in holy terms – “Second Coming”, King of the Jews” – shit like that. Is it  true? Is Trump really our Savior?  We don’t like to speculate about things like that, so we went directly to the source. We got in touch with God. Here’s how … Continue reading The Orange Savior →

We have been able to receive exclusive access to a transcript of a behind the scenes transcript of meeting of a few of the G-7 leaders at the recent conference . Only Macron from France, Abe from Japan, Merkel of Germany and Johnson of England were there. Trump was not.  Reportedly, he was watching television. The … Continue reading Behind the Scenes at G7 →

Dateline Washington, D.C.  After having his efforts to buy Greenland rebuffed, President Trump has turned his attention to another potential real estate deal. Walking across the South Lawn on the way to his helicopter today, the President said, “I am considering putting a group together to buy the United States.” He gave no further details … Continue reading The Next Deal →

McCain was dead, to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. They had a big memorial for him. Graham had even spoken there. Yes, old McCain was as dead as a doornail. Graham was sleeping soundly. It was the middle of the night. He was alone, as always. Never married. Never seen with … Continue reading A Political Carol →

Of the tens of thousands of words written and said about Robert Mueller’s recent testimony, I have not seen or heard comments on a factor that I think may have influenced his investigation more than any other – our lack of patience. If you are anything like me, I have to switch TV shows whenever … Continue reading HEY, WAIT A SECOND →