Sean Hannity: Welcome, everyone to the first episode of Fox’s New Queen For A Day. Those of you who make up most of our audience are old enough to remember the original show from the 1950’s where people came on and described their problems. Then, the audience would pick the one they thought was the most deserving and … Continue reading The New Queen For A Day
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A What-If Fourth of July
It is Fourth of July weekend. This is the time we annually celebrate the glory of our revolutionary past. This year, it coincides with a time when we are also re-evaluating that past; when we are deciding which monuments to our reconsidered history must now be removed. So, this is as good a time as any … Continue reading A What-If Fourth of July
Baseball Is Back
Well, baseball is back. Kinda. It is reported that the owners and players have agreed on a shortened season of 50 games to start at the end of July. To some people, this is meaningless. They are the haters. They wouldn’t watch baseball if it were played naked. To others, it is infuriating. They are … Continue reading Baseball Is Back
Loser vs. Loser
Usually, in every contest there is someone to root for. Sometimes, you may be a big fan of one side or the other. Sometimes, there is one contestant you may hate. Even when you’re basically neutral, you can latch onto something that will help you care who wins and loses. For me, that’s usually a … Continue reading Loser vs. Loser
The Market – An Interview
We are always hearing about “The Market” as if it had an independent identity. Analysts are constantly talking about how “The Market hates uncertainty” or “’The Market’ is making a correction,” and you know, other shit like that. The problem is that we never hear from “The Market” itself. I wanted to correct that. So, I did … Continue reading The Market – An Interview
Can Trump Be Satirized
Remember those shows earlier in the Trump Administration, oh, about 10,000 lies ago – the ones that satirized the President and his lackeys. There was “The President Show” and “The Cartoon President.” They were very funny. But, sadly, they were from a time when Trump could be satirized. Those days are gone. Satire is an … Continue reading Can Trump Be Satirized
A March To The Church
So Trump just held up a Bible To placate his people, how tribal Made the peaceful give way With a violent play Now God should sue him for libel.
An Open Letter to Colin Powell
Dear Sir: It was never a better time for you to tell the truth. I am not talking about the one sorry episode in your otherwise sterling public service – the “weapons of mass destruction’ fiasco, which, in retrospect, we understand was not your fault. No, I am talking about the need for you, as … Continue reading An Open Letter to Colin Powell
Change, What Is It Good For?
The late Justice Thurgood Marshall once said of the Constitution: “Nor do I find the wisdom, foresight and sense of justice exhibited by the Framers particularly profound. To the contrary, the government they devised was defective from the start, requiring several amendments, a Civil War, and momentous transformation to attain the system of constitutional government, … Continue reading Change, What Is It Good For?
Calling For Inspector Clouseau
Another Inspector General has bit the dust. This time it was the guy who kept the State Department in line. Before that was the removal of IG’s for Health and Human Services, Intelligence, and Defense. (Note: Is it IG’s or I’sG? I ask that because the plural is “Inspectors General” not “Inspector Generals.” No one need … Continue reading Calling For Inspector Clouseau