We hold this truth to be self-evident, that Donald Trump is loathsome.  In the past few days, though, we have seen some of those around him display contemptible traits that don’t quite equate with those of the President-In-Special-Shit (“PISS”), but that do put them in PISS’s category. I speak of PISS’s Cabinet members and others of … Continue reading Worse Than Rats →

Sometimes the cavalry comes riding in from the oddest places. Is it possible that this time they were wearing MAGA hats and carrying Trump flags? Of course, the despicable display we all saw this week is inexcusable by any measure. My point, though, is that these morons finally did what we have been waiting to … Continue reading Thanks for the Travesties →

If the United States was a person, it could never get a car loan. The national debt grows so fast that a precise amount is impossible to capture at any one moment. As of this writing, according to the National Debt clock, it totals approximately $27,565,468,000,000.  I include only the last six digits as zeros because … Continue reading Another Indecent Proposal →

ttle Things Sometimes, it’s the little things. Sometimes, there are situations that are so monstrously calamitous that their repugnance can’t be synthesized into one coherent thought. There are no adjectives that fit. The only natural, but totally inadequate reaction, is to shrug and shake your head. And that is far from satisfying. Such is the … Continue reading The Little Things →

In baseball, there is something called “The Mendoza Line.” It’s derivation is from a guy who was once a major league shortstop named, Mario Mendoza. He was such a horrible hitter that the standard for batting incompetence is now measured against his sad skills. Most often, the Line is set at a .200 batting average, … Continue reading The Trump Line →

To prosecute or not to prosecute, that is the question You know when you really want something very badly but you know that it’s likely bad for you? Happens a lot. It’s emotion wrestling with reason. Sometimes what you want is clearly wrong and easy to dismiss, like if you feel urges while looking at … Continue reading To Prosecute Or Not To Prosecute →

The media is rife with reports about how Orange Julius is contemplating numerous Pardons in his final days. No one knows when, or even if, this will really happen.  I assume it will. In fact, I can see it happening like this. December 18, 2020 – Making good on the speculation that President Trump would issue many … Continue reading I Beg Your Pardon →

While some are still confused about it, most people now understand that both the election and the Iron Age are now history. Reflecting on the mess of last few weeks, one lesson is that we need look no further than the mirror to identify its causes. As the wise philosopher, Pogo, once said, “we have … Continue reading We Have Met The Enemy →

Like the show, “The Man Who Came To Dinner”, “The Man Who Came To Govern” will not leave. While his mouth is no stranger to the outlandish and the irrational, he is outdoing himself lately. The Pharaoh of Frauds is claiming that it was the election that was the fraud. This would be ironic in … Continue reading If This Trend Continues →