You know what’s on whatever it is that Orange Julius uses for a mind. You know he figures that he’s entitled to the new job that just opened up. You know he figures that he should be Pope. Of course, he has to work it out so that the Papal thing will only be part-time. He’s not going to give up the gig he’s got.
Then there’s this other hang-up. He’s got to hesitate over taking a job that may indeed be a step down. Popes actually have to worship someone else. That would be a real schizophrenic challenge for Orange Almighty.
Maybe he’ll use his unparalleled negotiation skills to let someone else fill the post by demanding that the Sistine Chapel ceiling be re-painted so that Adam’s finger is touching him.
We were right 