Thanks for the Memory

(Sung to the tune of “Thanks for the Memory” – Bob Hope’s theme song (for those old enough to know)

Thanks for the memory

The whoppers that you’ve told

The deceptions you have sold

Your ignorance and selfishness from 

Your heart so hard and cold

How awful you were

And thanks for the memory

You gave us Covid deaths

So many who can’t take breaths

You sold the idea of drinking bleach

Be safer to sell us meth

How awful you were

And thanks for the memory

Your ideas so inane

Your call to the Ukraine

The more we got to see you then

The clearer you were insane

How awful you were

So, thanks for the memory

We’ll try hard to forget

Your legacy and yet

If you want to fly away from us

We will all pay for your jet

How awful you were