Like the show, “The Man Who Came To Dinner”, “The Man Who Came To Govern” will not leave. While his mouth is no stranger to the outlandish and the irrational, he is outdoing himself lately. The Pharaoh of Frauds is claiming that it was the election that was the fraud. This would be ironic in most cases. In this case, it’s expected.
So, I was wondering, if, as they say, “this trend continues”, how far will it go? What else will this broken-down imbecile say? Could we hear shit like this?
November 27, 2020. Today, President Trump tweeted another reason why he thinks the election was illegitimate. He said, “In a lot of places, it gets very windy, and because the Earth is flat, a really good wind could easily blow a lot of those stupid mail-in ballots off the planet and into space. I know that science says the Earth is round, but, what does science know? All we have are those supposed pictures that NASA says astronauts took from space. I don’t believe it. Always sounded like another Deep State trick to me.”
December 2, 2020. The President called a press conference today ostensibly to announce that he will be withdrawing from both the country’s membership in the United Nations and his own membership in the DXL Clothing Rewards Program. However, those matters never came up. Instead, Trump said, “I told you that aliens would destroy us. Now, by their fraudulent votes, they have.” When a reporter asked whether he had proof that illegal immigrants had actually voted, the President responded, “Immigrants? No. Not them. Aliens. From outer space. The Martian vote put Biden over the top in New Mexico. That’s obvious. You know. Area 52. Didn’t you ever watch the X-files? It got great ratings.”
December 30, 2020. The President called into Fox and Friends today. He announced, “After a thorough investigation by me and Geraldo Rivera, I have found out that all votes registered for Joe Biden were actually votes meant for me. It’s very simple. No one spells as good as I do. We asked a lot of people to spell Joe Biden’s name. Almost no one got it right. The most common mistake was T-R-U-M-P. The conclusion is obvious. I got Joe’s votes and he got mine. I WIN!!! Later in the day, on Sean Hannity’s show, Trump said, “Just proves how the Democrat run cities don’t teach kids to spell and just let them go out and destroy our beloved suburbs.”
January 20, 2020. Today, President Biden was inaugurated at the western front of the Capitol Building. Because of COVID considerations, there was no parade nor any Inaugural Balls. At the same time, though, in keeping with the agreed upon resolution between the parties that settled all litigation and uncertainty over the results of the election, in the lobby of Trump International Hotel, former President Trump conducted an auction. He sold the variety of White House silverware, linens and paintings that he had pilfered over the last four years. When the Gilbert Stuart portrait of George Washington went for $6 million, former President Trump exclaimed, “You see. I told you. I make great deals. I am a winner!.” However, Trump’s negotiation skills had failed him again because he neglected to include any tax provisions in the settlement agreement. So, as soon as it was over, IRS Agents entered the hall and confiscated all the proceeds as compensation for Donald’s overdue payments.
We were right 