It took a while and a few visits to a couple of garbage dumps, but we have tracked down the now famous fly that decided to land on Mike Pence’s hair during tonight’s debate. The fly doesn’t usually stay in one place very long, so we only had a short time to ask him these few questions.
Us: So, Mr. Fly, how did you get into the debate in the first place?
Fly: The President sent me.
Us: The President? What do you mean?
Fly: Well, You know about the guy who carries the nuclear codes wherever the President goes?
Us: Yeah.
Fly: I carry all of the President’s thoughts wherever Pence goes. My head contains every single thing the President thinks.
Us: But your head is so small.
Fly: Exactly.
Us: Why were you in Pence’s hair?
Fly: Obviously, I was transferring into Pence what Trump wanted him to say.
Us: Why did you stay so long?
Fly: I meant just to land, send in the thoughts and fly away. Two problems. First, the guy’s skull is so thick that nothing I sent would get through. Kept bouncing back. Second, I made the mistake of actually listening to what he was saying and I fell asleep.
Us: So, if you contain all of the President’s ideas, tell us his idea for controlling the virus.
Fly: Oh, I can’t do that.
Us: Because of Executive Privilege?
Fly: Nah. Because I only have his ideas from right before the debate. His ideas change every few minutes. There are thousands of us flying around. Changed ideas all the time. It’s our job to fill in the vast open space in Pence’s head. We call ourselves “The Space Force.”
Us: Oh, now “The Space Force” thing makes sense.
Fly: Well, gotta go. We don’t live long, you know, and I don’t want to waste any more of my short life helping these morons. I’ve got some better things to do.
Us: Oh, yeah, what’s that?
Fly: A bunch of us are getting together to infect Willam Barr’s food.
With that, the Fly was gone.
We were right 
The fly needs to crawl around on a big steaming pile of shit before he walks around on Barr’s food.
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But, Bev. How do you really feel???
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