Suffer The Assholes

The past few days have been rough ones for assholes. 

Some our most detested people had days so bad that castration would have been preferable. And wasn’t it fun to watch!

I am speaking, of course, of the Ogre in the Oval, the Jerk-Off of Jerusalem and, finally, the most powerful of all, the Pig of the Patriots.

First, the Ogre. The man who that asshole trusted for a decade to handle his most sensitive activities swore under oath and under the watching eyes of prosecutors who would have liked nothing better than to pounce on him for telling further lies, that Mr. Trump was a racist, a con man and a cheat. And he gave examples. Of course, anybody with eyes and ears knew that already. But, there are some facts that can’t be said often enough and are best said by those with first hand knowledge. Imagine how you would feel if one of your closest associates told the world about all of your faults. And then imagine if your faults were as reptile as Trump’s are. Oh, Trump must have shit.

Then there’s Bibi – the Talmudic Trump – the man who sets himself up as the leader of a nation based on the ethical ground of a fundamental world religion. Well, this week his own appointed law enforcement officials told that same world that he, too, is a crook. This man who stands forthright as a roadblock to Middle East peace (not the only one who does, butone who does nonetheless), he, like Donald has been exposed as a man not dedicated to the interests of anyone but himself. Oh, he too must have shit.

Finally, Robert Kraft. This is a man who sees the world as his plaything. Because he got rich and became the owner of a football team; and then because that football team, through the efforts of it’s players (and not him) have become iconically successful, he now feels that he can do anything he wants. This apparently includes contributing to maybe the most abhorrent of all human activities- the sex trade. Way to go, Robert. If you aren’t shitting, then you’re the worst of all.

These three are among the people the world looks up to. They are mentioned daily on all forms of media. How fucked up are we?

I propose that this week be commemorated for all time as “The Week Of Awakening.” This is the week that forever more we should devote to opening our eyes to the truth about those who claim to be our leaders. This is the week our families should get together and remember that those who accumulate wealth and power are not the ones who most often deserve it. We shouldn’t be admiring them. They should be admiring us.

Happy “Fuck the Assholes Week”.

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